Send in the troops

When Obama heard that Russia had invaded Georgia, he called on President Bush to send troops to Atlanta and Savannah. President Bush said "you must be the stupidest person in the world! You know we can't afford to pull our troops out of Iraq and Afghan. We'll have to call on the United nations to send in a peace keeping force."

U. S. outsources military attack on Iran

Pentagon officials are planning on outsourcing to Israel a military attack on Iran nuclear facilities due to the fact they have neither the manpower nor a pro-American government to protect our country. Israel plans on using a new WMD, 'Blonde's with F-16's.'

We invaded Iraq for oil, mission accomplished

Some say we invaded Iraq for oil, if so, where's the oil? Considering the high prices we are paying for gas, I don,t think that's the case. If it is, I think we should consider surrendering before gas gets to be $8.00 a gallon.