Palestinian President - They made me a deal I couldn't refuse

Broker: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, left, shakes hands with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas during a meeting in the West Bank city of Ramallah. Mrs Clinton made the visit to 'broker the peace deal'.
So, how do U.S. policitians 'broker a peace deal'? The usual way; cash and lots of it.This deal will probably run a mininium of 50 million or more dollars for the palestinians. It might even be a high as a 100 million. It will go into a special account. Filed under 'Hamas rocket replinishment program'. 

Update: 11-30-12 Did I say the U.S. Goverment gives millions to terrorism. I was off a bit. How about Billions. Don't believe for a minute their token opposition to the U.N. plan. Our government policy is the same as the Muslim World policy. That is, 'it's OK to lie to advance one's agenda'.
http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/1-billion-at-risk-from-u-n-vote-on-palestinians/
http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/hamas-partners-with-al-qaida-after-u-s-brokered-truce/

Libya - operation odyssey dawn, that's OD'ed for short

Dr Strangelove or: How I learn to stop worrying and love the bomb

On Sat. Mar. 19, 2011, a day which will live in infamy, those evil Republician warmongers of the United States government sent the U.S. military to attack another Arab nation. This unprovoked attack by the Right Wing leaders of our nation was; wait! This attack wasn't by the Republicans, this was Obama and the Socialist Left. Boy, it's getting harder and harder to tell them apart these days. Bush said, "I attacked Iraq and the Left went crazy but Obama attacks Libya and it's all quiet on the western front." Secretary of State Hilliary runs all around the Arab world in meetings and then this happens. Then she says she will leave politics after her term is up. Mission Accomplished!
After Bosnia, then Somalia, now Libya the left will wage their cruise missile war, kill a bunch of people on both sides then withdraw because the opposition didn't play right.
Of course it's not the U.S. government, it's now the UN and it's new world order backed by the power of the U.S. Government. So American citizens better behave or the UN will be coming to a city near you.
So, is this action a part of the 'war on terror' or the 'new world order'?
I don't remember hearing anything about Kadaffhi building nuclear weapons? I don't remember kadaffhi doing anything lately. I guess the U.S. will work they way to Iran one country at a time. But anyway, I'm getting off the subject, that is that here in the U.S., CHANGE can happen at any time.
Democracy in the Arab world? I'm still having trouble with that one.

Hell is for Children

HELL IS FOR CHILDREN by Keith Johnson
REVOLT OF THE PLEBS
November 20, 2010

Somewhere in America, a seventeen-year-old boy is living the last year of his life.

He is in the first semester of his senior year. His grades have been good, and he expects to have enough credits to finish school early. He feels like he’s been in school his entire life. But he has no regrets. Along the way, he has made many friends. He took up an interest in baseball and found that he had a talent for playing the drums. He is in his prime. He’s lean, fit and healthy. His mind is sharp and he has an insatiable appetite for life.

He has also fallen in love ~ for the first time. She is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. He thinks about her all the time, and pines when she is not near. When they are together, they share wild fantasies about how they’d like to start a family and go into business for themselves selling sporting goods. He also wants to start a band ~ just for fun ~ and perform on the weekends at local venues.

Today, an Army recruitment officer gave an inspirational speech at his high school. The guy looked sharp in his clean, well-pressed uniform. He had a shaved head and two full sleeves of colorful tattoos on his bulging, tanned biceps and forearms. The boy had never considered a career in the military, but he did find a certain romance in it. Apparently, so did his girlfriend. As they left the gymnasium, she made a comment that unnerved him.

GIRL: He was kind of cute.

Read the rest:  http://snippits-and-slappits.blogspot.com/2010/11/hell-is-for-children.html

War - America's number one export but it won't balance the budget

The battle map

War, what is it good for........absolutely nothing. Have you notice that since WWII we have a habit of selecting our battles. The main requirement is that it must be a third world country and it must be on the opposite side of the planet with no infrastructure. Examples are Korea, Vietnam and Afghanistan. I might also mention Iraq, but we had to pull out. The country was just too modern. That is what keeps us from invading Iran. They have to be wars that drain the wealth of America and accomplish nothing. That's funny because in the past wars were used to fill the national treasure. They must be a war with no end because (1984) War is Peace. Wars take on many purposes. Sometimes, there is a slip up. We left Afghanistan (Bush - Number Two) but Obama took us back. He didn't know we had been there in the first place.

Statistics and photos from this site

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/United_States_of_America

America at War (Scorecard)
Current Wars

War on Terror.
War on Crime.
War on Drugs.
War on Rock music (just declared over).
Real Race War (it just begun).
Imperial Wars (just began as well)
Declared *cough*wins*cough*

Iraq, Afghanistan, 1812, Somalia, Bosnia, Kosovo, Haiti, East Timor and Cuba, Korea, Vietnam, Seminole Wars/Removal and soon Iraq or Afghanistan.
Wins - All Alone

It is worth noting that apart from some spear wielding tribesmen the USA has never won a war by itself:

Civil War (On Acid America vs. itself).
The Southern Strategy (the right wing of the formerly Northern Republicans).
Panama War of 1989 (It should be noted Panama wasn't prepared. It was a surprise attack by America).
Year of 2009 (America vs. Bush).
The second "Final solution" starting out with Obama first.
Pequot War.
Narragansett War.
Apache wars.
Cheyenne wars.
Sioux wars.
Cola wars.
Navajo wars.
Nez Perce wars.
Cherokee wars.
Cherokee removal.
Creek wars.
Creek Removal.
( notice a pattern? )

Chickasaw wars.
Chickasaw removal.
Choctaw wars.
Choctaw removal.
Iroquois wars.
Iroquois removal.
( pretty much all Native Americans to Oklahoma).

Okie removal (Dust bowl from Oklahoma).
1835 war with Mexico (Texas).
1848 war with Mexico (California).
Spanish American war, late 1890s.
The Philippines (conquest of native people).
Hawaii (another conquest of native people).
Puerto Rico (also another conquest of native people).
Alaska (Russians go home).
Louisiana (We are smarter than French people).
New York (we kicked out the Dutch). And old new york was once New Amsterdam.
War on west Africa to take slaves.
War on Korea to take sweat shop slaves.
Japanese American internment (removed from L.A....for awhile).
Zoot suit riots (Mexican Americans chased out of L.A....for awhile).
Race war I (1960s Civil Rights movement, including the L.A. riots of '65).
Race war II (1990s P.C. movement, including the L.A. riots of '92).
Wins - With Allies

Revolutionary War (America with the help of France vs. Britain, Britain was also fighting a lot of other countries at the time because was bored).
World War I (after turning up late)
World War II (after turning up late yet again)
(Editor's Note): It seems the author was suffering from syphillis-related insanity considering that he/she (most likely a she given the utter lack of reasoning) believes The Allies won with "late" help (if you can call entering the war for 4 years 'late') of America. In truth the Allies mainly consisted of more competent-intact or exiled-Eastern European forces (compared to the rest of free Eur...whoops), while the heathen's only contributing state was a bombed out and depleted Britain. Oh and parts of Eastasia.

Gulf War (America some allies and the blessing of UN vs. Iraq).
Ties

Korean War, 1950s (America vs. Chinese commies).
Canada-America war, 1830s (over the Michigan peninsulas).
World Series, 2008 (Phillies think they won the title).
Proxy Wars

Afghanistan war, 1980s (when we funded al-Qaeda).
Indonesia, 1970s.
Zaire, 1960s.
The Congo, 1900s.
Turkey, 1970s (ending the ottoman empire).
India, 1980s (ending the largest democracy).
Iraq, 1950s.
Iraq, 1970s.
Iraq-Iran war, 1980s. (When the US supported both sides ... a sure bet!).
Future Iraq-Iran war (Unlikely know war-monger Bush has gone).
Cuba, 1950s.
Iran, 1950s-70s.
Argentina (and the Falkland Islands, the British did the fighting and the Yanks do sod all).
Chile (To "free" a country by implanting a dictator).
Guatemala, El Salvador and Nicaragua.
China vs. Japan, 1930s.
Taiwan vs. Japan, 1940s.
North vs. South Korea, 1950s.
East vs. West Germany, 1960s.
just about every other damn country on the planet.
Quebec (and Acadia, the Canadians did the fighting).
Losses

Greece (America vs. Sparta).
Civil War (America vs. itself).
Vietnam War (America vs. Vietcong).
Haiti (America vs. nobody really).
FAIL

War on poverty (JFK-LBJ's folly).
War on illegal immigration.
Unreal Wars

Cold War (No one's win. Commies realized the inherent paradox of communism).
British-American war, 1930s (when FDR and Churchhill pansy slapped each other).
Mexican-American war (the Border must be defended, right?)
War for god (true).
War for oil (very true).
Wars America Is in the Process of Starting

Iranian War (America vs. Persian Empire, or one of the longest continuous civilisations in human history).
Civil War II (the culture war) - The Southern "Red states" versus the Northern/East Coast/West Coast/Fourth Coast "Blue states".
World War III (December 12, 2012) - America vs. every nation on Earth.
Wars America Is in the Process of Losing

Iraq War (America vs. yet another innocent country invaded by a President in a bid to get re-elected).
Canadian invasion of the USA (our bestest friends...eh?).
Mexican invasion of the USA (ongoing since 1776).
British invasion of the USA (the UK doesn't give a flying fig about the 13 colonies).
Portugese invasion of the USA (because most Americans haven't heard of the country Portugal).
French invasion of the USA (our oldest ally...hates us).
German invasion of the USA (neo-Nazis rise to power in Germany).
Russian invasion of the USA (the Russkies want Alaska back).
Japanese invasion of the USA (for building better cars).
Chinese invasion of the USA (absolutely, they outnumber us 4 to 1).
Muslim invasion of the USA (this time the Al-Quaida will convert us).
Indian invasion of the USA (they outnumber us 3 to 1).
African invasion of the USA (Nigeria wants to stop us from getting our greedy hands on their oil).
Polish invasion of the USA (why not?).
Italian invasion of the USA (In revenge for Mussolini's defeat).
Vietnamese invasion (fight them in revenge for getting our asses whipped first time around).
(Principality of) Monacoan invasion of the USA (they're pissed off at the US for getting more tourism than they do).
Coming soon...

Icelandic invasion (they'll butcher us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The rise of the machines prophecied in The Terminator movies.
Revolt of the blue states (outdated prediction).
Secession of 30 to 40 US states (Civil war '10).
Reconquista! The Mexico way, VIVA LA RAZA!
Grey Alien invasion. (Dec. 21, 2012).

It is also a well known fact that America can't win a war without the British helping them:

World War One-OK, yeah. I meean, sure, they were on the winning side...
World War Two-Hollywood cannot rewrite history. The British won that, too.
War of Independence-Well, that doesn't count, does it? The British just got bored.
See Also

'Nam-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! AMERICA LOST!!!!!!!!!
Civil War-They lost anyway you look at it...