Biden and Warren 2020

Joe Biden picks Elizabeth Warren for his VP. He said he chose her because not only does he support Black Lives Matter but Indian Lives Matter also. Biden said this would also double the Democrats voting base by gaining the large group of immigrants from India, you know those 7 11 people.
Elizabeth Warren says she accepts being Joe Biden's fondling mate.
President Trump said he will address Pocahontas now as Running Bare.

The Weather Channel hype

And the award for best Actor goes to Mike Seidel for-----.

San Francisco's open-air urinal

The San Francisco Board of Supervisor's are so proud of their new open air toilets that they expanded the program to include women and pets. They said the reason for the woman's was to protect them from perverts who might attack them in an enclose restroom. For the dogs it was to protect the trees in the city. Thus this solves two things. A growing problem for law enforcement to effectively protect women and an environmental issue for mother nature. You may have notice the Mosque in the background. We also are sensitive to our Muslim friends. We know they are use to going outside to relieve themselves because of living in an desert environment.

 Note: Kitty litter reduces splatter for women using the urinal when squatting.

 We must protect our trees.

Note: A fire hydrant entices dogs to use it.

Budweiser

Donald Trump for President

Donald Trump's wife Melania Knauss Trump. Will he win in his bid for the White House? Who will be on his ticket for VP? But I think the important question is who will be the First Lady? We now have a chance to out do the Princesses, Duchesses and Queens of the European Presidents and the Scandinavian Kings. You see how much the press loves Kate Middleton. Our worst nightmare would be if Hillary Clinton wins. Can you say, "First Hubby Bill Clinton." I shudder at the thought.

Airbus A319 crew declared an emergency

   



The use of words in this article causes some funny comments. Makes you want to FALL DOWN laughing.

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Quinsman, London, United Kingdom, 51 minutes ago

'A plane engine cowling fell down mid-flight early on Saturday morning, causing passengers on a Spirit Airlines flight to turn back to the airport.' Did the plane go with them?

 

 

 

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Texan78730, Austin Texas USA, 4 hours ago

This was a great opportunity for some lucky passengers to see how a jet engine works. Seize the moment.

 

 

 

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seevango, Albuquerque, 4 hours ago

For you Boeing lovers/haters, the article clearly states Airbus a319. But it also states in the first sentence of the article that "caused the passengers on the Spirit Airlines flight to turn back to the airport." might have been easier had the ac returned to the airport also

 

 

 

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MarkD, Syracuse, 6 hours ago

Next, there will be a fee added to the tickets to tighten the cowlings before take-off.

 

 

 

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Rick159, Denton, United States, 8 hours ago

I bet DM finds a way to blame it on Boeing.

 

 

 

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Patrick, Belfast, 11 hours ago

If this was a Boeing aircraft, DM would have it at the top of the page. BLOCK headlines stating something like "PANIC in the skies as BOEING suffers NEAR CATASTOPHIC FAILURE"

 

 

 

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BobbyJ, Dallas TX, 13 hours ago

To the person who wrote this article: In English, we say "fell off", not "fell down" when a piece of something detaches from the main object. A building falls down. A brick falls off the building.

Islamic Bees

Since Obama has devoted more time to the needs of Muslims than African Americans since becoming President the NAACP has showed it's displeasure by petitioning The Smithsonian Institute to change the scientific name of the Africanized bees to Islamitized bees. They feel this would better reflect the nature of killer bees because you'll notice that,  'if you make one bee mad, the whole tribe goes beserk'.

Nuclear Power - Good for America's future

Vogtle nuclear project heads to final approval phase

By Kristi E. Swartz
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

In theory, the only thing that stands in the way of Georgia Power building the first new nuclear reactors in the United States in three decades is a marathon question-and-answer session with federal regulators.------ Georgia Power is part of a group of utilities building two reactors at Vogtle. The first reactor is expected to produce power in 2016, the second in 2017. The project cost is estimated at $14 billion, and customers already are paying the financing costs of the Vogtle expansion project through a surcharge on monthly bills.

Finally, America is moving in the right direction to meet it's energy needs for the future. Their choice of Plant Vogtle in Georgia is a good one. After talking to one typical Georgia family, I can honestly say that I don't think there will be any long term health effects. Anyway, they all agree that the fishing is better here in Georgia.

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Final note: I do support Nuclear Energy

AFLAC sued by the ACLU

The ACLU along with the NAACP and La Raza filed a joint discrimination law suit against The American Family Life Assurance Company, also known as AFLAC for the continual use of a white duck to promote their company.  They stated that AFLAC was being Racist and was not reflecting the true racial makeup of America. The ACLU submitted a side by side photo comparison, that of the current Duck and a more appropriate multi-cultural colored Duck. AFLAC refused to comment. An unofficial source told ABC News that in a effort to improve their image they did make a commercial with their duck break dancing to rap music and handing out free money.

TSA - it could happen

TSA now has outsourced it's security personnel. In order not to offend terrorist, TSA employed the Palestinian group Hamas to prove we don't profile. Picture: FreakingNews.com

Proverbs 25:24

Satan walks into a church during services and everyone jumps up and starts running toward the exits. People are pushing and shoving, women and children are crying and screaming but finally everyone has exited the church except one old man. He was still sitting in his pew, calm and relaxed. This made Satan mad, he walks over to the man and ask, “do you know who I am? Yep, said the man. Are you not afraid, asked Satan? Nope said the man. Why not said Satan. The old man said, “was married to your sister for 12 years. I can relate.

Hot enough for you today?

A reprint. A Diary Review: Moving South, 2007 May 30, 2007 :Just moved to Atlanta, Georgia from Chicago, Illinois. Now, this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.June 14, 2007 :Really heating up. Got to 95 degrees today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.June 30, 2007:Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today.Lots of cactus and rocks. The yard is a breeze to maintain! No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love living in Atlanta.July 10, 2007 :The temperature hasn't been below 97 degrees all week.How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I expected.July 15, 2007:Fell asleep by the pool.(Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.I learned my lesson, though.Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.July 20, 2007:Morgan (our cat) snuck into the car before I left this morning.By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather upholstery.I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shits.I learned my lesson, though. No more cats in this heat.July 25, 2007:The wind sucks.It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!And it's hot as hell!The home air-conditioner is on the fritz,and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order the parts.July 30, 2007:Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. The monthly house payment is $1,500 and I can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?August 4, 2007:It's 105 degrees...again! Finally got the air-conditioner fixed todayfor a cost of $900.The temperature gets down to 78 degrees, but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95 degrees.I hate this stupid city.August 8, 2007:If another wise ass person cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to choke him to death. Damn heat; 107 today.By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!August 9, 2007:Tried to run some errands after work.Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car.I thought my rear end was on fire.I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and rear.Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.August 10, 2007:The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for two damn months,and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert?Water rationing will be next, so I might as well watch $1,700 worth of cactus just dry up and blow into the damn pool. Not even cactus can live in this damn heat.August 14, 2007:Welcome to HELL!!! The temperature got to 111 degrees today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the windshield out of the car.The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail. Freaking South. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?

Urban Hunter

It's my mouse, I caught it!

End of the gas guzzlers

U. S. auto makers answer to Obama's mandate for a car that gets 40 miles per gallon.

Look out, seagull dead ahead

Real life is just not the same as in movies.

Sick Cat

My cat wasn't feeling good so I took her to the vet. The first thing he did was give her a cat scan.

Full Throttle

Mud Bogging in Africa is a little different from that in the USA.

Al Gore answers critics

With most of the U. S. in a deep freeze and many cities setting record low temperatures, some of Al Gore's friends and supporters are asking him how much longer is he going to keep preaching Global Warming?

Determination

Sometimes you accomplish your goals.

Movie portrayal of real life

When I saw ScootersReport picture of Nancy Pelosi, I thought; "where have I seen this face before"? Then I remembered, Mars Attack! In real life she's been devastating to Congress also. You know how politicians love to be in the lime light.