Monday, December 19, 2011
Kim Jong Il dead
The 28 year old Kim Jong Un will now take control of North Korea. He said his father Kim Jong Il had been ill right up until his death so he was going to change his name to Kim Jong Un Um Good so that he may have a long life. He said that at his inauguration his people will sing "be Good for Goodness sake". He said he got the idea from some slogan he saw, he thought they were on some of those Chicago transit buses if he remembered right. He said he also thought that the relationship with the United States would continue to improve and that his father was thankful to Billy Bob Clinton for all the nuclear technology he gave us. He himself said that he was grateful for all the financial support and food aid that Comrade Obama was offering him.