Monday, March 8, 2010
Satan walks into a church during services and everyone jumps up and starts running toward the exits. People are pushing and shoving, women and children are crying and screaming but finally everyone has exited the church except one old man. He was still sitting in his pew, calm and relaxed. This made Satan mad, he walks over to the man and ask, “do you know who I am? Yep, said the man. Are you not afraid, asked Satan? Nope said the man. Why not said Satan. The old man said, “was married to your sister for 12 years. I can relate.